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Post by The ChumpLump on Jan 17, 2007 9:22:25 GMT 1
*Skorrily (quickly) pops a malenky (Short/brief/small) pacifier in side of rot (mouth)*
Right right right, as it stands I'd like to start a thread for recording just how many years/days/hours/minutes of bad luck I've racked up from not reposting, forwarding, or whatevering things I find in myspace bulletins, my emails, and such. Because I really want to know just how long I should be expecting negative karma for not forwarding Urban Legends and people's cally(crappy) opinions/ideas.
I am going to start with the last one I opened... and then keep a tally here. Ya'll should do the same... it could be right diapery fun
ChumpLump's Shift of Unluck is currently: 26 years long. ChumpLump will also have poor relationships for the next: 40 years Including extra bad ones this year. ChumpLump will remain single until he is: 45 years old. Times ChumpLump will die: * ChumpLump is to die tonight, or later by the hands of an undead 17 year old girl, who will tear his face off. ChumpLump finds this kinky and has no qualms with it. * ChumpLump will die by looking into the face of a murder/sex fiend within the next 900 seconds. However, one would be lead to believe he will die of the Circular Logic said ghost-faced killer uses in bulletins about reading about reading about... continue until dead. * ChumpLump Has thus far been stood-up for night time visits by the following: Double Date: CL to be skinned alive by the hands of a Mad-Sex fiend and then suffocated [because, after being skinned a person can live long enough to suffocate] at the hands of the Angered Spirit of a Young Girl.
Date: To be knifed in sleep by Lunitic Clown
Date: To be asked for help, by Little Leprocay Girl, with Lice.
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Post by Taika of Narfell on Jan 17, 2007 11:41:20 GMT 1
LOL great idea. I always did wonder about the effective length of this.... and how long I'd have to live for me to get beyond the doomed years
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Post by The ChumpLump on Jan 22, 2007 18:54:55 GMT 1
Hmm seems I will be 60 by the time I date someone again, and for 5 years of that I will have a poor relationship. But then hot-diggity-dog I'll be back on fire! Can't wait to be 70!
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Post by Owl on Jan 23, 2007 3:34:56 GMT 1
Hmmm... I'm *not* going to get kissed by the one I love this Friday. I'd say that's fairly accurate, because I don't really love anyone...
Additionally, I'm going to have bad relationships for the next 20 years, all because I didn't repost a Valentines Day survey on Myspace... Damn...
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travizzt
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The confused one
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Post by travizzt on Jan 23, 2007 16:43:56 GMT 1
I hardly ever read bulletins on myspace.. Partly because they are all the same... It annoys me... Along with when one person does 100 bulletins a day... ... I say, if I find the jerk that made those annoying things up... I'll kill him...
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Post by The ChumpLump on Feb 6, 2007 0:24:35 GMT 1
You oughta, if you read these things over a few times you die like 23 different ways and gain more years of bad relationships than you will ever live for. It's so silly. Cute even.
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Post by ShadowDucky on Feb 7, 2007 5:09:11 GMT 1
So far I'm going to have a terrible sex life, about fifty years of horribly bad relationships, die young, I hate Jesus, apparently . . . I'm learning all sorts of things about my future! Bwahahaha . . .
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Post by The ChumpLump on Feb 8, 2007 20:15:45 GMT 1
I simply had to repost this one.... I mean... I have always thought these bulletins were awful but this hits rock bottom..
During a thunderstorm ...
Beth: Hey kyle! Sup? kyle: Uhhh ... nothing much about to go to a party ... haha you? Beth: Haha nice ... uhhh just staying in for the night. kyle: I have this huge favor to ask you ... Beth: Yeah ... what? kyle: Can you please come over and watch my brother for me? I won't be able to go if no one watches him. Beth: Ughh ... well .... kyle: Please Beth! Beth: *Sighs* Alright. I'll be over in a few minutes.
A few minutes later, Beth arrives at kyle's house.
kyle: Hey, thanks so much! beth: Hehe. No problem. By the way, you look really nice. kyle: Thanks! Anyways, here's my number. Call me in about an hour and tell me how everything is, okay? Beth: Alright, bye!
Then kyle left. Beth headed over to kyle's younger brother.
Beth: Hey sport! John: Hi Beth ... I'm really scared ... Beth: Awww ... don't be. I'm here. Lets turn on some T.V.
As Beth walked over to the T.V. , the lights suddenly went out. John freaked out and screamed!
Beth: John, it's okay. I have a flashlight. Hold on, one second. Darn it! The flashlight doesn't work! Uhmmm ... okay, okay, lets go up to your brother's room. I think he has an extra one. John: *mumbles* okay.
As Beth and John headed up towards kyle's room, they heard a creepy laughter that brought chills up their spines.
John: *screams* What was that?! Beth: John stop doing that. Let me call your brother and ask where the flashlight is. John: But I didn't ... *Johns voice started to fade away ...* Beth: Hey kyle! How's the party? kyle: Good, thanks! Listen I got to go. Can I call you in 5 minutes? Beth: Sure. But where's the flashlight in your room? kyle: Oh, uhmmm ... it's under my bed, to the left. I think.
Beth walks over to kyle's bed and screams.
Beth: Oh my God! kyle: What happened?! beth: Oh, hahah. Nothing, I didn't know you had a clown statue in your bedroom. It scared me half to death Especially the bloody knife on its hand. It looks so real! Where did you get it? Did you get it at the Halloween store? kyle: Beth ... I don't have a clown statue in my bedroom.
The line quickly goes dead. kyle started panicing and raced home as fast as he can. When he got home, he ran into his bedroom, where Beth and John were no where to be seen. He saw his brother lying on his bed.
kyle: *rolls his eyes and said to himself* I can't believe Beth would play such an awful trick on me.
He went and sat down at his computer and pulled up myspace. He went into his myspace account and checked his bulletins. I noticed that he had a random new friend. The profile picture was a freaky clown face. That made him freak out a bit. Then he saw that the mysterious clown friend had posted a bulletin called "Clowning Around". Ben opened the bulletin and started to read it. This was the same bulletin that he saw last night! He got freaked out and didn't repost it.
Trembling, he got in his bed, next to his brother and kissed his cheek good night.
kyle: You can sleep here with me tonight, Sport. Good night.
Suddenly, the figure in the bed turned to ben.
Clown: Now its your turn.
kyle let out a low pitch scream and the clown killed him. After the job was done, the clown threw kyle under the bed along with Beth and John.
If you don't repost this in the next 10 minutes, the clown will appear by your bed tonight, while you're sleeping and the same ending will happen to you.[sic...all of it is both sic and makes me sick...]
This my friends...aparently a documentary style play... of a clown... please.... if you want scary clown shit, look for Tim Curry's interpretation of Stephen King...
A particular part that stood out to me was this contradiction "Beth and John were no where to be seen. He saw his brother lying on his bed."
Oh and I guess this may count as reposting it, but I waited longer than ten minutes so fairwell cruel world, I have a date with a lovely clownman with a knife tonight... hmm I hope he's patient... I have tech, and homework before I to bed...
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Post by marilynda on Feb 19, 2007 18:56:39 GMT 1
I hate all those posts and especially the ones that make you feel you're going to loose points with God if you don't send them on. I delete them all. Even my friends send me these abominations!
I suppose they're preparing a little place in Hell for me right now so it will be all tidy and comfy when I arrive after having an awful 30 years of miserable life.
These aren't new with internet btw. There used to be chain letters that did the same sort of thing. The Web has just make it more obnoxious!
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Post by The ChumpLump on Feb 20, 2007 19:23:29 GMT 1
Oh I know they are nothing new, people have always abused communication. I just think my abuse is less worse than theirs... that and this is ridiculous. However, now that I started this I look forward to these bulletins. I notice now, they don't happen nearly as often as I'd like.
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Post by The ChumpLump on Feb 28, 2007 3:03:23 GMT 1
Anyone notice immortal/demon/ghost/devil/phantom/other silliness sex-fiends and little girls kill more people these days? Or is that just myspace?
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Post by Veshannatax on Mar 1, 2007 13:11:39 GMT 1
"Must be only on myspace, 'cos I haven't seen any immortal/demon/ghost/devil/phantom/other silliness sex-fiends and little girls around here recently..."
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Post by The ChumpLump on Mar 1, 2007 20:19:26 GMT 1
Blast, I was hoping to get the $5,000 reward!
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Scar
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Post by Scar on Mar 20, 2007 19:29:16 GMT 1
This is kinda brilliant.
Chain mails can make great fun.
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Post by Taika of Narfell on Mar 23, 2007 3:12:43 GMT 1
"Must be only on myspace, 'cos I haven't seen any immortal/demon/ghost/devil/phantom/other silliness sex-fiends and little girls around here recently..." I'm short/immortal/fiendish and highly sexual... how could you miss that?
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