The Shadow knows...

[Shadow]

Even though I doubt anyone reads these, I'm doing this anyway because I am at school, it's early in the morning, and I am incredibly bored.

I am the Shadow. (And the Shadow knows...) My real name is Zaphod Beeblebrox the third, and that's why I'm changing it to....Hmmm, perhaps something like Edwina or Hortense. (Hey, if your name was Zaphod Beeblebrox the third, you'd settle for anything else!)

If you're looking for me, check the basement of my house, because I'm probably hiding down there playing Final Fantasy (VINCENT VALENTINE! WOOHOO!!) or some other game of that sort.
If I'm not there, I'm probably in my room, hiding from...the rest of the world. They're too normal. They scare me!

I don't know what else to say, except... "Hey: You've got weasels on your face."

Best things ever: YouTube, Chipotle, Vampire Hunter D, Cowboy Bebop, Final Fantasy, Forgotten Realms, LotR, Within Temptation, The Inhieritance Trilogy, 24, free pop, cats, and vampire movies...

Worst things ever: Star Wars Episodes I, II, and III (IV, V, VI rock though!), the Harry Potter movies (ABOMINATIONS!) Tom Cruise, broken vending machines, raking leaves, wearing dresses, (Raking leaves while wearing dresses!) school uniforms, and excessive use of acronyms, (jk lol)

That's about it. If you're reading this, then I applaud your attention span.

Do unto others before they do unto you, and always Remember the Fifth of November.

Hasta Lasagna, don't get any on ya!

[Shadow]

Ha! I'm so bored I'm relplying to my own post! I'm crazier then a coconut! A migrating Coconut!

[travizzt]

Why is Frank Sinatra god?... Weird, anyways.. Welcome, I seem to have lost all my welcoming touch... and my humor for that matter... and last night somehow I lost my flirtiness... Ah that's beyond the subject... Anyways, have fun... -This place is pretty dead at the moment, it should kick up sooner or later- ... Well, Welcome and have fun and I hope you don't have to wear dresses here...

[ShadowDucky]

*raises an eyebrow*

Welcome, fellow Shade, to the mansion. Drop by the library some time, t'will be well worth it.

[shironbarbaros]

hello and welcome.

nice to meet ya and hope to get to know ya better.

[Hexzen]

shadow said:

I am the Shadow. (And the Shadow knows...) My real name is Zaphod Beeblebrox the third, and that's why I'm changing it to....Hmmm, perhaps something like Edwina or Hortense. (Hey, if your name was Zaphod Beeblebrox the third, you'd settle for anything else!)

Trust me, I can understand. While my name isnt that, it still sucks...even worse I'm a guy so the bad name effect is more noticeable.

That's about it. If you're still reading this, then I applaud your attention span.

*Applause*

Hasta Lasagna, don't get any on ya!

Hasta la manana, actually considering what tommorow will most likely bring, I'll just say Hasta luego.

[marilynda]

Whadah y' mean no one reads these things? Welcome, shadowy Shadow.